Fifteen years after my first trip to India, I was back again in Delhi.
On the first morning I had breakfast, and then had a bit of a walk around being hassled. It proved very difficult, as an obvious westerner, to walk around on my own. One or two beggars approached me, although they were neither numerous, nor persistent, at this point. The strangers offering ‘good advice’ made me more circumspect. They may have been simply being helpful, or they may have been touts. I was advised to go to a nearby ‘Tourist Office’ or ‘Travel Bureau’ – usually a private enterprise in India – for maps and information on what to see. I was advised to carry my bag differently to thwart thieves – no doubt kindly meant. Every step that I took deeper into Paharganj I was accompanied by one or two chaps unobtrusively wandering along at my side, until I began to feel that I had had enough of it. A number of people were out to sell me things – anything from hashish to bus tickets. In the end I dived into a café for a cup of tea to give myself some space and to formulate a strategy for dealing with all this. I was, after all, going to be in India for another three months.
Yes, three months. How came this to pass? The reason was simply that I had become pretty fed up with all of my routines in England. I might say that I was bored; I might say that I felt as though I was stuck in a rut. I might also say that I had come to loathe the work that I was doing. Clearly, some sort of change was required, even if only a temporary one so that I might feel refreshed. Sitting in a pub garden in the sunshine, in a village a few miles from where I lived, drinking a pint of Mr Harvey’s splendid ale, I decided that I would walk around the U.K. As you do. The fact that I now clearly wasn’t walking around the U.K. may require further explanation.
I spent some months working out an itinerary; poring over maps and drawing felt tip lines here and there on them, reading up on places I had never been to, and reading accounts of people who had done this sort of thing before. After rejecting a coastal walk (I’m not mad keen on the coast; I prefer hills and mountains and woods and really don’t like seaside towns) I eventually decided upon a rough route linking up long distance paths and places of interest that ran haphazardly around the island, and decided that I was permitted to take buses and trains to avoid cities and the suchlike. Friends I spoke to said they’d accompany me along the way for a few days here and there, so I didn’t have to put up with my own company all of the time (they generously offered to put up with it instead). I estimated that the project would take four or five months.
I got quite excited about it. And then I decided to walk Offa’s Dyke Footpath (which very roughly follows the border between England and Wales) as a sort of training run (well, walk), and things rapidly began to go wrong.
I couldn’t believe how much stuff I’d crammed into my rucksack. This certainly wasn’t the first time that I had gone long distance walking; carrying everything that I needed to camp along the way, but it seemed that I had about twice as much stuff as I’d ever taken before. How on earth had that happened? I crammed and jammed the last of it in and forced the zips closed. Then I tried to lift the thing; it was ridiculously heavy. I unpacked it and discarded clothes, until I felt that I really had the bare minimum necessary. I got rid of one of my two cooking pans. One of my two books. One or two other odds and ends were jettisoned. I could shut the bag a bit more easily, now, but it still weighed a ton. Should I chuck out the tent and just take a bivvy bag? In the end I didn’t, since it was a lightweight tent that was only fractionally heavier and bulkier than the bivvy bag would have been. Did I really need to take photos? Did I really need to wash? I was still dithering when the time came to leave the house and catch my bus.
The following day I walked out of Chepstow on the first leg of the footpath, with what still seemed like half a ton of stuff on my back. I kept thinking that I’d be carrying even more with me for the four or five months that it was going to take me to do the real thing. But the first day went okay, and I reached the place that I had decided to spend the night after a very pleasant walk. It was the next day that I first twisted my ankle. I’ve always been a bit prone to this; it seems that my left ankle has some sort of weakness, which is probably the legacy of an older injury.
I went down in agony. Eventually the pain subsided enough for me to get carefully to my feet, get my rucksack back on and hobble painfully on my way. It took some while, but after perhaps an hour or two, I was moving fairly well again. Then, towards the end of the afternoon, I began to walk down a hillside towards my campsite, when my foot twisted under me and I went down again with a great yelp of pain and a torrent of bad language.
After that, things just went from bad to worse.
The following day I cut myself a strong walking stick from a wild briar, just outside of Monmouth. But even so, I twisted my ankle a further two or three times that day. The scenery became lovelier and lovelier, but I only had eyes for wherever I was next going to place my foot.
All the joy had gone out of the trip.
On day four, I managed to walk through the best scenery so far without further mishap, and then walked the last few hundred yards into Hay on Wye where, you guessed it, I twisted my ankle. I stayed two nights in Hay, enjoying the bookshops but especially enjoying not carrying my bag around, and the next day I took a bus home, defeated.
I still needed a journey, though, and after a while I thought of India. I had spent a couple of weeks out there some fifteen year’s previously, and had yearned to return and explore it further. And so I began to draw up a new itinerary.
You had really bad luck, Mick. Your painful tale takes me back to a feckless period in my thirties when I was footloose and fiance-free. In the same romantic spirit as yourself, I tried to walk the Ridgeway from Avebury to Ivinghoe Beacon, carrying a bivouac tent and sleeping bag. I soon realised the impossibility of drying a tent – after an overnight downpour – sufficiently so that I could stuff it in a rucksack. (They never tell you that in the tourist guides.) Otherwise, my walk was idyllic. I slept among the ghosts of Avebury Castle and plucked sloes and crab apples from trees seeded by Roman legions.
I got as far as Wantage, gave up, and sought refuge in a pub. It was shut. So I went home.
Thirty years later, my family and I came to live – by chance – beneath the shadow of Ivinghoe Beacon. In fifteen years, we went there just once. Romance? I’d had it.
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‘Footloose and fiance-free’ – ha! I love it! (The phrase, that is, you understand, just in case this comment gets read by She Who Will Brook No Insubordination). That sounds a splendid walk. I’ve done a few of those over the years and one of the best was one I did with a couple of school friends when we were all 16 or 17. We had thin sleeping bags and no tent, slept in woods and outbuildings, and walked from the outskirts of London to the Sussex coast. It was a great week.
By coincidence, we (myself and SWWBNI) are thinking of walking the Ridgeway, soon. We like the chalkland paths and walked the South Downs Way not too many years ago. Thanks for the comments, John.
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If you ever get to Ivinghoe Beacon, Mick, I recommend the Rose & Crown at Ivinghoe, just five skips below the hill. Nice beer.
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I think that if you recommend it, John, it’ll be worth the visit!
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Fascinating Mick. I did a sanitised offas dyke with my dad that had a friend acting as ferryman. So no heavy pack. But hats off to the full pack
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Ooh! A ferryman would have been good, Geoff!
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With me it was always the knee, and now the hip. *sighs*
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Oh, I’ve progressed to both of those, Hariod, plus the right foot, now!
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Mick, I wish I had known you then. You could really use some piece of advice. Anyway, hope a better trip next time. Paharganj is a very crowded place known for cheap hotels and touts. It is difficult for the natives also to roam around there. And if you love mountains and not been to sikkim and dooers, I would really suggest you to go there next time. Serene beautiful places, less crowded and green, I think you would like it much better. I would really like to do some posts on North bengal and sikkim, only I don’t have many pictures.
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I learned a lot that trip! Nowadays I feel perfectly at home in Paharganj! I’ve been to Sikkim, which was lovely, and spent quite a lot of time in other parts of the Himalaya. Very serene and green, as you say.
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What a twist in the tale with an explanation though I was expecting some interesting happenings around pahadganj area 🙂
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I’ll put up a follow-up post to this soon, Rupali.
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I am hooked already… don’t leave it too long before Chapter 2 surfaces.. 🙂
( ps sorry for the over abundances of ellipses)
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Hang on in there…
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Wow I loved reading this post..sad that you could not go around much but hope the ankle healed later on…😊
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It finally got better after an operation – I think that altered how I put my foot down. But the India trip was great, as I’m sure I shall reveal in due course!
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Waiting for it..👍😊
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Awaiting for more of adventures in Indian circus. 🙂
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There will be more, Arv.
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Every time you mentioned twisting your ankle in this post, I winced. I can just imagine how painful it must have been, particularly if you were carrying a heavy rucksack at the time. It’s a pity your trip didn’t work out as expected, but if it eventually led to your taking a long trip to India — a place that I know you love — the pain to your ankle may have been worth it in the end.
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In a way, it was, Bun. That trip led to further trips to India. On the other hand, I still haven’t walked around Britain. But who knows what will happen?
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Maybe one day, eh? (Incidentally, perhaps cycling or scootering round the UK might save your ankles.)
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I think I’d rather walk!
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Well, that’ll certainly be easier on the upward slopes!
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Between you and John Yoeman, I got a good chuckle. Not at your twisted ankle, no, but it’s just funny 🙂
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I’ll take that in the spirit that it was intended! Thank you!
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My pleasure 🙂
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Sounds like a twist of fate. You were destined for India.
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I like that, Dave. yes, perhaps it was.
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Were you in India? When? I would have loved to meet you 🙂 Waiting for your next post. Sorry that you had trouble here.
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This particular time was 2004, although I’ve been several times since. I wouldn’t call it trouble; it was my first day there for 15 years, and I’d forgotten how frenetic everything could be in Paharganj. I just had to compose myself and sort out a few ‘ground rules’ for myself. I can honestly say I’ve never had any experience in India since that I would call ‘trouble’.
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That’s good to know 😀 But, it’s so good to connect to you as you came to India(that too several times). Any plans of visiting again? 😛 Yeah, when we go on a trip to a new place, things can get a bit slippery but that’s how we learn to balance ourselves 🙂
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I’ll definitely be back again sometime, Darshith. As soon as I can afford it, really!
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It’s always tough in paharganj. I wish I could catch up with you
Are you still here or back to UK.
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I’m back in UK. It’s now a couple of years since I was last there. But, there will definitely be a next time!
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Let me know the next 🙂
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i suspect I may post on it!
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