I swear we are becoming more and more intolerant at the moment. Not just in this country, but in many countries right across the globe.
I’m not going to single any one person or society out – no, not even He Who Shall Remain Nameless – but it feels at times as though we are surrounded by hatred and bigotry.
And so, in despair…
Because a woman’s place is in the home
That’s what God created her for.
Men are in charge.
Because this is our country
And we don’t want no people of colour here
Go back to your own place.
Because it’s not our fault your country’s a hole.
It was okay when we gave it back.
Bugger off home.
Because we didn’t have any of this climate change nonsense
When we were children.
Load of old bullshit.
Because this is a Christian country,
Even if we never go to church,
Or practise what it says.
We don’t need to justify it.
And we don’t need no liberal lefties interfering,