My button’s bigger than your one.
You’d better let me play, or else I’ll go,
And take my toys with me.
I’ve got more friends than you have.
That picture’s fake, you’ve Photoshopped in
An extra friend or three.
Vlad’s my pal and he’ll get you.
He’s got your name, and he’ll beat you up,
At the end of school tonight.
That fat, specky boy’s gonna get it,
He won’t have a clue what hit him
When we get into a fight.
See that girl in the playground?
I’ve done it with her! Oh yes, I did!
Of course, she wanted me to.
I’ll tell you how it’s done, you grab them!
Show them who’s boss, they love it,
Yeah, that’s what you do.
Don’t believe all the stories those boys tell.
They’re all liars and cheats and I’m not listening.
La la la I can’t hear you!
White is black, black is white, do you hear me?
All the adults are wrong,
Just believe what I tell you to.
I’m the head boy of the school, because
I won the popular vote, the biggest number of votes,
Despite my opponents cheating.
I’m also the head school bully,
And if you’re gay or disabled, Moslem or black,
I’ll give you a jolly good beating.
Because my button’s bigger than your one!
It is, too!
My friends’ll beat you up, fatty, if you don’t watch out…
Nyagh! Nyagh! Nyagh!
Nobody likes me!
It’s not fair!